therewereskittlesinthatsatchel:
Is that a murse?
(Source: bradleycooperlovesfrench)
"I just write shit down, get fucked up, & say it on stage. There’s not much to it."
— Zach Galifianakis (via elisasogood)
(Source: yourhighhhhness)
(Source: bradleycooperlovesfrench)
You shaved your head for V For Vendetta. Did you also shave your V for Vagina?
Whenever I’m with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, “Will you touch my vagina…?” and she’s like, “What!?” and I’m like, “That’s what you’re supposed to say.”
